Monday, April 2, 2012

Mr. Mouse

I was at my boyfriend's house and his dog and I were playing.  The dog found a mouse.  The dog killed the mouse.  I snatched that mouse.  The chase was on.  I won of course.  I did have a great time with that poor little mouse. 
As you can see, I have the surgical table prepped and ready to go.  The vict...mouse is also ready for his life changing surgery.
My surgical stick.  Hmm...where'd that blood on the end come from? 
"Hi.  I'm Mr. Mouse and I have sharp pointy teeth."
"Oops, she dislocated my tongue and I have a bad case of lock-jaw."
"Okay, this is getting serious and my belly is just a little bit cold."
Yeah buddy!
He was still warm when I started.
Bulgey eyeballs.  I pulled them out. 
Out of order but this is his cute little tongue.  It was quite stretchy.
That black smeary thing on the bottom of the pic is his eye.  They were too squishy to come out in one piece.  That green chunk next to it was his last meal.  And above that is his tongue.  Then the mouse in case you didn't know.
Poor mousey.  Mwahahahaaa
Yes, your insides have got to go, Mr. Mouse.  Those are quite some intestines.  Stinky too.
Surgical table is getting a little messy.
Yes, my surgical table is the top of a dog house and I am in the garage while Joseph works on my car.

Aw!  A cute little perfect little kidney!
Stomach!

The end!  His blood was cold and it made me a little naseous..imagine that.